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No way in heck those are real North Koreans but a good clip nonetheless.

A Fool’s Grammar

With the deadline for the renewal of the Farm Bill looming, senators and representatives are scrambling to finish deliberations before April 18.

One of the good ole girls, Senator Blanche Lincoln of Arkansas while referring to the debates was recently quoted with saying “We are definitely getting down to the licklog here.”

Imagine my excitement when I realized that my review of agriculture policy and the Farm Bill was to yield a lesson in vocabulary! Because I had no idea what a licklog was let alone what was meant in getting down to it.

With a little research I discovered that a licklog was a felled tree in which troughs are cut and filled with salt for cattle. The term evolved to include any place where saltlicks were left for cattle or deer.

The phrase "down to the licklog" relates to the second to last thing cattle did before they died. It was an old rancher trick to take them to the salt lick and then to water to increase the weight before slaughter.

Apparently, many old lawyers (and politicians) use this term in referring to having exhausted all settlement efforts, discovery and other "things" lawyers do before they are ready for trial, leaving only trial/settlement/dismissal/some other 'final' resolution/end to the case. Everything has been done that could/should be done to resolve the matter, now it is time to resolve it. You need to either "spit or swaller", a tabacky term for when your mouth is full.

It was a day full of new words as later on in a staff meeting, when my boss was describing an unfortunate situation that the company is dealing with. He described a shyster who was creating a boondoggle. I was familiar with the term shyster but curiosity got the better of me and I had to look up the correct spelling. It isn’t a word I spell often in reports or include in official correspondences.

That ruddy shyster created one heck of a boondoggle for me wasting time and money in looking up what a boondoggle was.

Happy April Fool’s Day to you! For a laugh, enjoy some stories of past April Fool’s Hoaxes. Click here.

Agri – Culture: To bee or not to bee

The honey-bee that wanders all day long,

The field, the woodland, and the garden o'er,

To gather in his fragrant winter store,

Humming in calm content his quiet song,

Seeks not alone the rose's glowing breast,

The lily's dainty cup, the violet's lips, --

But from all rank and noxious weeds he sips

The single drop of sweetness closely press'd

Within the poison chalice. Thus, if we

Seek only to draw forth the hidden sweet,

In all the varied human flowers we meet,

In the wide garden of humanity,

And like the bee, if home the spoil we bear,

Hived in our hearts it turns to nectar there.

by Anne Lynch Botta

With the warmth of spring just around the corner and the flowering of fruit trees looming, we will almost assuredly see some sort of media attention given to that tiny but significant insect, the honey bee.

What's all the buzz about? The pollination of crops by bees is responsible for more than a third of the U.S. food production. Unfortunately, our six-legged friends are in trouble and no one has answers.

The first case of CCD – Colony Collapse Disorder was reported in 2006. The disorder has beekeepers perplexed when they check their colonies in early spring. In some cases the entire colony has died and in other cases, the entire colony has disappeared.

A dead bee is one thing. Scientists suggest mites and other viruses as being deadly and contagious to apiaries. But, bees that have just disappeared?

There are many potential culprits to blame for CCD. Firstly, bees are an insect and are therefore affected by things like insecticides and other chemicals sprayed on crops. Bees are not immune to climatic conditions and things like drought will affect a plants ability to produce nectar (bee food). My personal favorite excuse is electromagnetic radiation from cell phones.

Maybe the most logical is a combination of all factors. Combine with a weakened immune system, the bees can’t resist diseases they once overcame. Bee immune systems may have become weakened through constant transport of hives. Hives are rented out to pollinate crops and will be transported from one side of the U.S. to the other. This is a crucial element of U.S. agriculture and annually adds much more to the economy than the production of honey.

The CCD problem is not limited to the U.S. but is being faced by beekeepers around the globe. CCD is not only devastating to beekeepers but has devastating potential consequences to the production of carrots, cucumbers, broccoli, onions, pumpkins, squash, apples, blueberries, avocados, almonds, cherries and a host of other agricultural products.

Direction

I have been searching for some direction for my blog. With my Korean adventures, the writing topics came easily because everyday offered a new adventure that was noteworthy enough to share.

But, in Indiana day-to-day life doesn’t seem quite as extraordinary as it did when I was 6,000 miles away from home. So, I’ve decided to start a new regular series which I’ve deemed “Agri – Culture”. (I am open to suggestions for a better name if there is one).

My passions include supporting and learning about the agriculture industry as evidenced by my current choice of employment and the development of my own education. For this series, I hope explore some of the issues that define agriculture, i.e. history, politics and culture. My goal is to bring some clarity for myself and to my readers. I hope that it will be of interest.

If you have ideas for topics, please leave a comment.

I met Bill Nye!

I met Bill Nye on Friday! Bow tie and all. Well, I didn't really meet him, but I did see him in the flesh and I was very tempted to go get his autograph.

Business took us to Boston on Thursday and Friday for the National Science Teachers Association convention. We have been working on developing an agriscience ambassador program for the past several years with the help of DuPont and Lab-Aids.

Some states like California already offer science credit for agriculture science classes. I think it is a perfect complimentary relationship between the science courses and the agriculture courses. Unfortunately, some look at it as an invasion of turf.

Belated Happy Easter

I am finally getting around to posting pictures from last weekend.

Now I have lots of delicious hard boiled eggs to eat.

Lights Out!

To help raise awarenessof a worldwide energy conservation effort, on March 29, 2008 at 8 p.m., millions of people around the world will be making a statement about climate change by turning off their lights for Earth Hour, an event created by the World Wildlife Fund.

Everyone throughout North America and around the world should turn off the lights for an hour starting at 8 p.m. (your own local time)–whether at home or at work, with friends and family or solo, in a big city or a small town.

Join people all around the world in showing that you care about our planet and want to play a part in helping to fight climate change.

One hour, America. Earth Hour. Turn out for Earth Hour!

Cinderella

Accents

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The West Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.
The Midland
Boston
North Central
The Inland North
Philadelphia
The South
The Northeast
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Naturally Dyed Easter Eggs

Mine didn't look quite this cool.